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Purani Garlfrend Ki Shadi Ka Card Mila Thodi Taklif Jarur Hui Bad Men Socha Jaunga Jarur
Mohabbat Apni Jagah Hai Aur...
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Batar Chikan Apni Jagah

Panjab Men Koi Bhi Shadi Tab Tak Safal Nahin Mani Jati Hai Jab Tak...
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'Dije Wale Babu' Ko Raipate Na Pad Jaaye

Vo Jab Tak Garlfrend Thi Tab Tak Jaan Thi...
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Shadi Ke Baad To Jaanleva Ho Gayi

Shadi Ka Laddu Khakar Log Puchhate Hain Jab Bad Men Nai-Nai Mithaiyan Dikhaai Deti Hain

Garlfrend Ki Shadi Ka Card Mila Aaj Bahut Bura Laga....
Fir Socha Ki Hum Jayenge Jarur Pyar Apni Jagah Batar Chikan Apni Jagah!

Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye,
to usi doctor se shadi kar lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho?
Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du?